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When your mom tells you to wash the dishes
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When you’re telling the truth and someone says you’re lying.
“Bitch, Since when did you become a psychic?!”
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When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here”.
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When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!
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When your teacher complains about having to grade papers..
Bitch you gave us the work!
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When a person I dislike hugs me:
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When you push someone down and they fall.
You:
Then they start crying.
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When you bite your tongue.
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When your parents start looking through your stuff
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GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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